'Some people take life very seriously.'
'And some are born only to have fun.'
'And from that lot we are three.'
'We three have done all the mischief that everyone does in childhood.'
'And whenever we see any new girl..'
'..we go around her in circles and then leave her.'
'That's a different thing that it was mylife.'
'During this fun and frolic, we passed out from college.'
'Then we three opened up a business together.'
'Andwe threegot married too.'
'You must bethinking, our storyhas ahappy ending.'
'But no. 'Friends are rascals' starts from here.'
''Friends are rascals. Friends are rascals.''
''Have fun, have parties, friends are rascals they don't stay low.''
''Theytake a chance. They givetheir life.''
''They are devotees oflove, rascal friends.''
''They are a bit over, they are a bit under.''
''They overturn everything.''
''All my friends are rascals. My friends are rascals.''
''All my friends are rascals. My friends arerascals.''
''They often take love classes andthey watch beauty.''
''They propose everyday and think of everything.''
''They often take love classes and they watch beauty.''
''They propose everyday and think of everything.''
''Because of girls, the boys are always.''
''Looking for support.''
''All my friends are rascals. My friends are rascals.''
''Whenever we get a chance we take it.''
''Whenever we wish we propose.''
''We are dancing together all the time.''
''Open the bottles and pour the glasses, the time of youth goes on.''
''Everyone is together, there is discussion.''
''Open the bottles and pour the glasses, thetime of youth goes on.''
''Everyone is together, thereis discussion.''
''One thing is certain. This friendship is good.''
''Through all times.''
''All my friends are rascals. My friends arerascals.''
''All my friends are rascals. My friends are rascals.''
''Kapil and Vicky are amazing.''
''They see everything.''
''All my friends are rascals. My friends are rascals.''
''They are pure at heart, my rascal friends.''
''All my friends are rascals. My friends are rascals.''
''Feel like dancing, for you beloved.''
Oh gosh.
Good morning, madam.
Did some lPLteam win last night..
..that you are wishing me ''good morning'' today?
No darling. Nothing of that sort.
First of all you getup late, then you leave for office without breakfast.
How many times have l told you to get up early?
Darling, l don't have to teach people yoga early in the morning.
Don't do exercise. Let your cheeks hang likethe'Hutch' dog.
l had becomea dog when l got married to you.
Did you say anything?
Darling, l was just saying, where is my bone?
l mean, my breakfast.
Look at Ranbir, Salman and Hrithik.
Their body is so fit.
Let them be fit. But there must not be a smart Sardar like me..
..in the whole of Bollywood.
And if they are so handsome, you should have got married to them.
Darling, is all this for me?
Your mother.. - What did you say?
Darling, l was just saying..
..your mother did notteach you to makeanything else?
No, no, l know how to makechicken too.
Shall l make it?
Let it be, then you will ask forr an egg.
For me this porridge cum soup is fine.
Hail to Sherawali Goddess.
Hail to thetrue Lord.
Hail to the Goddess. - Hail to the Goddess.
Brother, l have told you so many times that the planets are not..
..in a good position for you and you should feed bread to a black dog.
Yes. - Sister, seeing his weight..
..l don't think there must be leftovers for the dog.
What? - Yes.
Hail to the Goddess. - Hail to the Goddess.
Now tell me what has happened to your hand?
The same black dog has bitten me..
..the one whom you told meto feed bread.
Oh gosh! Sister, now hewill have to take injections.
Me? - No, the black dog.
Shut up.
l think l should leave now.
First that black dog bit me and now.. - Hail to the Goddess.
Climb the steps slowly, takethenameofthe Goddess.
Hail to theGoddess. - Hail to the Goddess.
Chandu, where is your brother-in-law? - Yes.
Where will brother-in-law be?
Hemust be in thebathroom, dirtying the water.
Oh no. Today is Tuesday, right? - Yes.
Listen, don'tshampoo your hairtoday.
Your..
Sister, shave too..
Oh yes, don't shave too.
Listen, it is 9.50.
Come outside soon otherwise the planets will change position.
Listen.. - Will you let me shit?
Or for that also you will read my horoscope..
..and tell me which way should l face while shitting.
Stop!
Keep your left leg outside.
According to thetarot cards l have kert your lucky colourclothes ready.
Take this.
People's wives mesmerize their husbands.
And my wifehas made aparrot ofme.
Brother-in-law..- What is it?
Do you want to eat? - Do you wantto get beaten?
Oh God, it would be better that theGod of death takes meaway.
Brother-in-law,theway you look theGod of death may not take you..
..but a catwill surelytake you.
You rascal..
Good morning, Mr. Gurta.
Yes, yes, l want to invest in the Mumbai property.
Okay, Mr. Sunny on what numbers shouldwe book theflats.
366, 24 and 362.
lf you saywewill getthem all ready.
Wait, Mr. Gupta. What will l do staying in the flat alone?
Letmemakesome arrangement.
Excuseme. - Yes.
ls this handkerchiefyours? - No.
Tell me, l am also crazy. What will you do with a man's handkerchief?.
And it is written in bold on this Mitch.
You still usea keypad phone?
Why? You don't like it?
Thething is l liketouch screen.
Thewoman would bechosen earlier and he would talk in the office.
You watch Ranjyot sirwill win in talks.
Lets bet Rs. 100/-. - Okay the bet is on.
Times havechanged.
A man can'tspeak in front ofhis wife.
And all therestis the fault ofthenation.
The Prime Minister ofour countryis also under a woman.
Wearenormal people.
Attention please!
Theentertainment is about to start.
Brother-in-law, you are looking just like aparrot today.
Today you arein office beforetime.
Looks likethehouse cleaningwas donebeforetime.
Hey, it was notsuch agreat joke. Stop laughing.
Leaveme aside, talk about yourself.
Todaywerethere lesser vessels to wash?
Laugh.
Look who is talking.. theking ofparrots.
lf yourwifehad her way, she would make you wearwomen's clothes..
..false plaits, vermillion on your head andtill here..
..amarriage necklace.
Go ahead. Get your frustrations out.
ln yourhouse, yourwife does not let you talk.
My wifedances on my fingers.
Sir, don't mind, show us sister-in-law's dancesometime.
You shut up. - Why should he shutup?
Forthefirsttimemybrother-in-law has spoken from my side.
Carry on.
Saywhatever you wish but mywifetakes so much care ofme..
This morning shemademe eat ice-cream with her own hands.
Yes, porridge flavour.- You shut up.
Now you look at mywife.
Enough, l don't get to look at my own wife..
..how will l look at yourwife.
Mywife takes so much careofme..
Without touching my feet shedoes not wear her shoes.
Yes, ifyou leaveher, then shewill touch your feet.
Now you look at mywife.
Shedoes not lift her eyes in front ofme.
Yes, when she lifts, she lifts a broom and she makes you a peacock.
Peacock.- Yes, shemakes a peacock.
Where is my secretary Pooja?
Pregnant, sir.
lts not pregnant, its present. Learn English.
Pooja, come here.
Yes, sir. Tell me.
Yourtelevision has worn an lndian dress?
No, sir. Why? What happened?
Because you haveworn the television clothes.
Explain to her.
Why are you two getting irritated? Go inside.
l will not go. - Go inside.
Comeon. - Comeon.
l wantto talk to you in thecabin.
You don't feel bad aboutwhat they say.
Your dress looks amazing.
You wear such clothes.
Thereis something on yourcheek.
Yes. Okay.
Pooja, how are you? What are you doing?
Go to hell. Can't you see, l am looking through a file?
Silly girl, this is not the age for you to look through files.
ltis to look forr ahandsomehusband.
l will havea husbandtoo.
And myhusband will come on a whitehorse.
White horse? ln thetimes of Mercedes, you are talking about horses.
Silly girl, nowadays only those people keep white horses..
..whoseboard reads 'Pappu Horseman'.
Become the daughter-in-law oftheir house..
..and collect the crap ofthose horses.
Look atriches here. l have applied aperfumeof Rs. 5000/-.
Mr. Chandu. - Yes.
lf you would buy a soap ofRs 5/- and haveabath..
..you would save RS 4995/-.
You aregiving apunch.
l don't feel angry on you, my googly.
l am angry on your father.
His daughter has grown young, shehas becomeso beautiful..
..get her married and move forward.
Hewill gether married when she will grow amoustache.
Leaveme. What do you think ofme? - Dirty.
Wonder why people areafraid oftheirwife.
l always keep minescared ofme. She never opens her mouth in front ofme.
When l enterthe house shegoes underthebed.
Yesterday shesaid, darling, what do wemakein thenight?
l said, makeblack eyed beans.
Bytheway,what have you fed sister-in-law's name?
Jaanu. - Jaanu.
Beforecalling she thinks ahundredtimes.
Whethersheshould call or not.
Mr. Sardar should not bedisturbed.
Darling, l have reachedfine.. l..
l will bring spicy snacks in theevening..
Wewill go to watch afilm too.
We will do whatever you say. Say something.
Darling,why don't you say something?
A little bit.
Wonder why..thereis no sound.
lt happens sometimes..
Thenetwork mustbedown. No issues.
Wonder why peoplegetscared while talkingto theirwives.
l talk with love.
A lot oflove.
''A verytasty beloved.''
''Mybeloved stays in myheart.''
''Congrats. Congrats. Congrats.''
Now you have startedthis work also?
What work?
This job ofgiving congrats.
l havenotstarted but you both do it.
Because you don't have anymanly qualities leftin you.
Rascal, don't awaken the animal in me.
Even ifthemouse awakens whatwill it do?
Hewill die at my hands.
You will die at his hands.
You don't know, thereis a martyr's bloodflowingthrough me.
Okaytell mefirsthow many martyrs' werethere?
Talk to him.
Theway yourwives aresucking your blood..
..even somelice won't bite you.
Thinking that thereis moreblood in them than you.
Should welaugh? - Laugh, buddy, laugh.
Laugh on me, ifnot on mytalks.
Andtoday's day is amazing.
TheSingaporedeal has been finalized in Rs 4 crores.
Oh gosh! Why didn't you tell us earlier?
4 crores! Mind blowing!
Amazing!
After so many days l have seen you smiling.
You arethesameguys whom others would pay andtaketips..
..from ofhow to entice girls.
Andwith the same money you guys would go andwatch movies with thegirls.
Bytheway, we would not go to watch movies.
l agreewith that.
Neither did we ever see films nor did weever let thegirls watch.
Bytheway, you wereas decent as wewere rascals.
You guys havespoiltmetoo.
You rememberthat night..
..when we escaped from thehostel and had goneoutside.
Really.. we threehave had such fun together.
lt's true. Collegedays are collegedays.
Come on, guys.
Come, my tiger, let metake you to heaven. lt will be fun.
l have apaper. What are you guys doing?
Come on, sit down.
l will fail. - Comeon.
First of all take you out and you are doing drama.
lt's thelimit.
''Rajjo, you are young.''
''You are crazy about fashion.''
''Rajjo, dear Rajjo.''
''l havetheheat for your love.''
''My heart beats fast.''
''lt repeats only onething.''
''Rajjo, don't dress up so much.''
''Lovers will go crazy.''
''Rajjo, don't dress up so much.''
''Lovers will go crazy.''
''This is our suggestion.''
''Weare yourwell wishers.''
''The bullet hits us.''
''Don't hitus likeabullet.''
''Rajjo, don't dress up so much.''
''Lovers will go crazy.''
''Rajjo, don't dress up so much.''
''Lovers will go crazy.''
''Rajjo.''
''Rajjo, you are young.''
''You are crazy about fashion.''
''Rajjo, dear Rajjo.''
''Rajjo, you are young.''
''You are crazy about fashion.''
''Rajjo, dear Rajjo.''
''When you apply powder on yourcheeks.''
''Our heart beats louder.''
''When you apply powder on yourcheeks.''
''Our heart beats louder.''
''When the'bindi' shines on your head.''
''Thesleep vanishes from oureyes.''
''Wearebachelors. Somehunterwill takeus.''
''Don'trun after fashion.''
''Rajjo, don't dress up so much.''
''Lovers will go crazy.''
''Rajjo, don't dress up so much.''
''Lovers will go crazy.''
''l havetheheat for your love.''
''My heart beats fast.''
''Rajjo.''
''Boys arediscussing only about you.''
''Seeing you they freshen up their mood.''
''Boys arediscussing only about you.''
''Seeing you they freshen up their mood.''
''Behind you they fight.''
''They give you expensivegifts.''
''You areamazing, stayin my heart.''
''Those who aredestroyed and dead because of you.''
''Theones you threw away.''
''Listen to me, don't do this, for all thesepeople.''
''Rajjo.''
''Hey, Rajjo.''
''Rajjo, don't dress up so much.''
''Lovers will go crazy.''
''Rajjo, don't dress up so much.''
''Lovers will go crazy.''
''Rajjo, you are young.''
''You are crazy about fashion.''
''Rajjo, dear Rajjo.''
''Rajjo, don't dress up so much.''
''Lovers will go crazy.''
''Our heart beats louder.''
''Hey, Rajjo.''
Leave it. Do you want to lick thebottle?
No. There are two drops in it.
Somegreat person has said, ''Two drops oflife.''
Heis drunk, lets leave.
Sit down. Sit.
Whereshall l emptymytank?
Do it hereanywhere.
No, milord. No!
Wewill notmess up our country.
Wewill do itin the bottle.
Rascal, keep it carefully.
Don't drop my friends' urine.
Stop! Stop!
Don't crash with thepolicemen.
Comeand stand here.
All three of you stand in alinelike decent men.
Do we haveto buy sugar with aration card..
..that we should stand in a line.
l don't know aboutsugar, but theway you arebehaving..
..you will surely get a slap. Do you want it?
Tell me, how manykilos should l pack?
Andtell me, from where did you guys come?
Andwheredo you all haveto go?
Speak up, have you becomedumb with theliquor.
Tell melikeaman or l will beat you.
Whereare you come from andwheredo you have to go?
Grandma was born in our friend's house..
..so wehad gone to congratulatehim. - Shutup.
lf agrandma was born in his house..
..should l get a old age pension for him.
Sir, grandmais born?
Why are you asking me? Ask theonewhose house shewas born in.
Sir, he means to say..
..agirl is born in his friend's house..
..and her nameis grandma.
Grandma? What sort of anameis this?
Sir, along time back in our villageaboywas born.
Theyhad kept his name Nana.
And peoplenow call him Nana Patekar.- Yes.
Shut up.
Tell me,whose sons are you?
Mummy and Daddy's!!
ldiots, arewe of Uncle's and Aunt's?
Hey! Shut up all ofyou.
You tell me,theonewith the bottle.
Whose son are you?
DSP's.- Yes, sir.
Sir, hemeans Daljeet Singh Puware's son.
Oh no. Wehave saluted this useless guy.
Wewill makethepay forthis.
Listen to me, remove something orthe other.
Don't talk nonsense.- Why, sir?
All three ofthem are drunk. What ifthey givebad words.
You areright, sir. Sir, look at their faces carefully.
Theylook likecollege boys.
They would not have moneyin their pockets.
Whatwill wedo with themoney?.
We weregoingto drink liquorwith themoney.
So why don'twejust take the liquor from them?
Giveit here.- No, no.
Giveit here.- No, no sir.
Giveit.- No, no sir.
Giveit.- Cheers! Cheers!
Amazing, sir. Amazing!
The liquoris normallybitter. This tastes wonderful.
Hey! Asleeping woman, a needle and liquor..
..one should stay away from them.
Listen to me. - Yes.
Sir's shoes and such a face.. one should stay away from that too.
Onething is there..till date he mustbethinkingwhatwas the brand.
Say whatever you want.. but thosedays werewonderful.
''Thedays of college were likea daughter..''
''..which are just leftbehind as memories.''
You areright. Thosewerethedays.. and now see what wehave become.
Whathave webecome? - SRK.
Shahrukh Khan. - Not Shahrukh Khan.
'Saale Runa de Kute' (Dogs of a Race)
With me.. l was doomed from thenuptial nightitself.
People havenuptials night. l had a dooms-night.
''lt's thenuptial night. l will raise yourveil.''
''lt's thenurtial night..''
Whatis it?
Brother-in-law, l am feeling afraid in myroom.
Can l sleep with you both?
Yes, sure. You comeinside. l will go outside.
Come, come.- Okay. Brother-in-law..
Getlost from here. Donkey!
''Movethebed, it is cold.''
l saw agirl's face in my room.
Shall l comein?
Rascal, herel havenot yet seen the face ofmywife..
..you are seeing others wives faces.
''You gotscared in the first challenge.''
''You becamescary in thesecond challenge.''
''ln thethird challenge..''
How are you?
Wait.
Oh gosh! What happened?
Thereareonly ten minutes to 11 o'clock.
So what?
Theplanets will change position.
Thereis no auspicious time for us again for onemonth.
There are still 10 minutes left..
ln 10 minutes l will do everything.
No, no. Yourlucky colourtoday is purple.
Go and changeand come.
But love, whatis theconnection between nuptial night and clothes.
No, no, you go and change and come.
But love, l don't havepurplecolour clothes.
No, no, you go and change and come.
Understand the feelings, love.
No, l don't care.
l drank Red Bull and came andwonder what you areasking for.
Daddy!
Oh, this is mummy's dress..
No problem.
''My son has got married. l am so happy.''
My beloved, todayis Ketan's nuptial night.
And l was thinking of our nuptial night.
What?.
Hello, aunty.
Beloved, you arehere?
So who was that?
Thatis what l am asking. Who was that?
Darling! Purple!
l say, let's go to the village tomorrow.
Let ourson stay alonehere.
Wow!
Whoseson is heafter all?
What happened?
lt is already 11 o'clock.
Thereis no auspicious time for us again for onemonth.
Brother-in-law, l swear bymybooks..
..l heard a scream.
Dear..thereis no auspicious time for screams forthenext one month.
What? - Come, you come inside.
Brother-in-law, will you have abanana?
Haveit. Sweet.
You guys laugh. Really.. there is no fun in life aftermarriage.
lt's true. Bytheway, it was verybadwhathappened to you.
Brothers, you both hold your head and sit.
My lifeis splendid.
Till datel havemy eggs fried.
How do you do all this?
You arenotafraid ofsister-in-law? You have your eggs fried..
Listen to me. Wife is homework.
Girlfriend is class-work.
Don't mix both ofthem.
Everything will beperfect.
How is that?
Keep praising the wifeathome.
And do whatever you want outside.
You have come? - Yes l havecome.
Don't ask how l have spentmytime in office today.
Full day l was missing you.
Oh, how many times have l told you not to touch my feet?
Your placeis in my heart.
You don'tflatter me so much.
Todaymyhand was burnt whilecooking the vegetable.
Oh God!
How many times havel told you to takecareof yourself?.
All day l think about you.
Brother, l also feel likedoing this.
Look, it's a simple thing.
lfthereis a girl in your life, shewill fightwith you.
And iftherearetwo girls in your life,theywill fight for you.
Feel the differenceboys. Comeon, friends.
Do something. Come outside.
What are you doing?
l am ready. - Yes.
l am readyto fell the difference. - Yes.
l am also ready.
Come on, tell some lies at home.
l havea surprise foryou both.
Tomorrow we will go to visit heaven.
Shall wego? - Let's go.
Do l getscared? l don'tget scared!
Peoplegetscared andtell theirwife..
''Get my clothes!''
l saywith love.. get my clothes.
Did you say anything?
Darling l was just saying, ifyou want to get clothes ironed..
..give them to me today.. l am free, l will iron theclothes.
Therethey are. Do it.
Darling, l wanted to ask you something. - Yes go ahead.
Where is the iron? - Thereitis.
People get scared of theirwife and iron clothes.
l do it with love.
Darling. - One minute.
Let mewatch the TVprogramme first.
''lf you want to sleep in peace, then don't get married.''
''Look atme..''
''..till 11 o'clock in the night l am pointing fingers atthe TV.''
''But now an important thing. A un-loyal husband..''
''..with theexcuse of a business tour..''
''..would deceivehis wife. And hewould go to enjoy.''
lfthere was someonelike me. Shewill shoot him.
Were you saying anything?
No, darling. l didn't say anything. l don't know how to say anything.
Whatever l hadto say, hesaid it.
'How should l convincethis tigress?'
Darling.- Yes.
Can you bring stars for me from thesky?
Yes, darling. - Okay,then clean thecobwebs first.
People get scared of theirwife and clean cobwebs.
l do it with love. With love.
l am noticing sincea longtime..
..you want to say somethingto me.
Darling, l want to say, a deal ofRs 4 crores has been finalised..
..l will haveto go, ifl don't go thedeal could get cancelled.
Thecompanywill haveagreat loss.
Sunny and Ketan aregoingwith me.
l haveto pack my clothes, l haveto go today..
..tell mewhatto do.
Okay, so what's theproblem? Go ahead.
Thank you, darling.
Darling, you are in my heart. What do my eyes know?
Oh my God, forgiveme.
l takemybeloved's namemore than yours.
That is mymistake.
l wantedto tell you something. - What, darling?
There is something in my stomach. Guess what?
Stone? - Fool.
What did you say? - Fool.
l thoughtit was something else.
Listen,thereis someone elsein your life besides me.
How did you know?
ldiot. lfl won't know then who will know?
l am pregnant.
Really? - Yes. l was vomitingtoday.
Oneminute. Lastmonth daddy was going bybus to Shimla..
..and he vomited and he.. - Shut up. You too..
Now listen. Theresponsibilityhas increased.
l haveto do alot ofwork.
l agoing on abusiness tour for 3-4 days.
You do my packing. l will freshen up and come.
Sit properly.
Darling..
Darling.. - No! There is no auspicious time for us for a week.
Actually, darling, l havesomeimportantwork.
And l haveto go out.
No, no. Thereis no auspicious time fortwo weeks fortravelling.
You arenotgoing anywhere.
Hey! Listen to me. Give mesome solution.
lf you sayl will feed bread to a black dog.
l will wrap a coconut in a red cloth andthrow itat the crossroad.
Butl will go.- Brother-in-law!
Thereis no important thingthan life. - You shut up!
Brother-in-law, givemerespect.
After all l am also your brother-in-law.
Shall l give you respect byremoving my shoe?
No, no, l say.. - What do you say?.
Now how did your planets change?
How did you touch me?
l was saying, l will come with you too.
How can you go?
Why?. Do they chargea tax for sister?
Actually darling, my Kemini.. My Kamini..
My gugloo..thejourneyis verylong.
You will get tired.
Take your gugloo byrickshaw.
Darling, when l return l will take you to Thailand.
Thailand? - Thailand?
You should not go to Thailand.
Therepeopleget their massages done.
My sisterwill massage?
Should l massage you?
Oh, oh.. stop. Will you reallytake me to Thailand? - Yes.
Then you go. And comeback soon.
Really? - Yes.
l love you, Kamini.
Okaybye.
Chandu, l don't think your brother-in-law is fine.
Sister, then shouldwechange him? - Stupid!
l meant to saythat you follow him.
Follow him. Okay sister, l will go right now and sitin hisJeep.
ldiot! - Yes.
l meantto say you spy on him. That too alone.
Spy? l can't do that.
Oh gosh!
Oh gosh! Here take Rs 1000/- and go.
Okay, sister.
Do onething. Giveme Rs 20/- more. - Why?.
l haveto greasethe chain ofthemotorcycle.
Takethis. - Okay, sister. Now see the spywithin Chandu.
''Seethestrong..''
Sister, has the electricity goneoff?.
ldiot, you haveworn dark glasses.
''Seethestrong..''
Chandu, do yourwork and letit be.
What are you doingthere? - Don'ttouch my hair.
Comehere. - Bytheway,wherearewe going?
To the Goddess.- When we return wewill buymango slices.
Kamini loves them.
You stupid, we are goingto party.- Yes.
You should tell me. l am abit slow. Clarity.
People get scared of theirwifeand go outroaming.
l am going with love.
And todayl feel as ifl am a freebird.
l feel likeflying. Flying.
Park thecaron the side. - Why?
Hewill fly and come.
Look heis angry.
Ranjyot.- Get lost.
Listen to me. lt's a serious thing. - What?
l wantto pee.
What should l do? Do it outside.
But l also don'tmess my country.
You do one thing.
Do it in this.
Hey, open your mind! Ketan's brother-in-law.
Oh gosh, wherehas he come from?
Heis relatedto me as a brother-in-law..
..but he does things suited for a rascal.
What shouldwe do now?
What will wedo? Wewill call yourwife.
Wearenot going for anymeeting. Wearegoing to enjoy.
Don't joke.- We are not joking.
Wewill drop you here. You go with your brother-in-law to thetemple..
..and getsome walnuts for us too.
And what about the walnuts that arestuck here.
Jaani, if you wantto lower them then drink water.
What shouldwe do now?
No problem,we will open his mind.
Wewill haveto do something or hewill getus killed too.
Now watch what l do.
Comeon speed up.
Sir,thereis good news.
What happened? Has our salarybeen increased?
No! Your liquor bottle is found.
Stop!
Hey, l have been looking for you sincefive years.
Thesearethe same guys. - Who?
l say, l huntedthe whole of Chandigarh..
..but l did not find thatkind ofliquor.
Sir, that is ahomemade brand, take it rightnow.
Givesirthe bottle. - Give.- Give it.
Sir,takeit.- Give it.
Drink it and check.- Amazing!
lt's sweet. - Do you havediabetes? - No.
ls it thesameliquor?
Yes, itis thesame liquor, onlythecompanyhas changed.
Amazing!
Sir,we had a small favourwith you.
Tell metwo.
Sir, our motorcyclehas been robbed.
Thenumber is 1854.
l say don't worry.
Therobberwill drop the motorcycle to your house.
Now do one favour for me too.
Tell us, sir. Justgive the order.
Send similar five bottles to myhouse. lt will be fun.
Notfivewe will deliverten bottles.
You just block therobber's mind. Please.
l say you don'tworry. You all enjoy.
Sir, forget that. Look there. The robber is coming.
Stop! Stop!
Whosemotorcycleis this? - Hero's.
ldiot, your faceis likea villain.
You areroaming about with amotorcycleofHero.
Sir, even your face looks like a constable..
..but you are wearing theuniform ofan lnspector.
Hey! You areteasingthepolice?
lfyou wantto do, serve the police with 50/- or 100/-.
Nonsense! Poor police.
Nowadays eve the daily wages ones take 250/-to 3600/-.
You arestill stuck at 50/- and 100/-.
Don't talk nonsense.
You start talking. Tell him what is my position.
Do you know what ahigh position sir has?
How will heknow?
You are with me. What does heknow? Tell him.
Sir has such a high position that the personal dog ofthe DSP..
..sirtakes him outhimself.
Thepersonal dog ofthe DSP? With sir?
Does the dog agree to roam aboutwith him?
Whetherthe dog agrees or not.. sir agrees with 250/- or 3600/-
Rascals, you both are chatting. You don't know how bad my anger is.
lfyour anger is bad then make him eat balls madeof dry-fruits.
Make your angerwell. - Rascal, be aman!
You havebecome a comedian. You are telling jokes at everything.
You arealso slapping at everything.
Hey, you tell us truthfully, whose motorcycle you have stolen.
Oh gosh,this motorcycle is mybrother-in-law's.
Rascal, peoplegive their brother-in-law ..
..amotorcycleon their sister's wedding..
..whatsort ofbrother are you who stolehis brother-in-law's motorcycle?
Oneminute, hold on.
l will call my brother-in-law right now.
Giveit to me. - My phone.
Rascal, you havestolen your brother-in-law's motorcycle..
..and now it seems you havestolen your nephew's phone.
What? - Sir, this phoneis ofno use to you.
Why?. - Thebattery is low.
Rascal,wechargepeople, this is only aphone.
Oneminute, sir. Now you ca slap me.
Sir, l told you, whyis hebeating me.
You beat me.- Take this.
Now beat me.
Now beatme. - Takethis.
Now beat me.
Now beatme. - Takethis.
Now beat me.
Arrest him, hehas madeus beat him so much.
How's it?
Today all old sinners have assembled herewith the excuseofreunion.
Now wehaverefresh all our old memories.
And l hopethat you all havenotimproved. - No!
Have you all improved? - No!
Great!
And now mybrother Ketan wants to say somethingto you.
Ketan!
Hello friends.
How are you all?
Now two lines from us.
Todayl remember thecollege days.
Theold memories have comein front ofmy eyes.
Weused to do mischief andthank God.
Seeing a new girl wewould have fun!
Have fun my friends!
''When westudied in college, we got to see many sights.''
''Therewas no worry ortension..''
''..wewould getup and sleep whenever we wish.''
''When westudied in college, we got to see many sights.''
''Therewas no worry ortension..''
''..wewould getup and sleep whenever we wish.''
''Therewould beless studies and more fights all thetime.''
''Between all that.. Between all that.''
''The tea ofthecollegecanteen, would be intoxicating likeliquor.''
''Likeliquor.''
''Bholi was enticed byJagge.''
''And Meena was enticed by Mintu.''
''Channi, Bitu, Deep and Teja..''
''Bunty was arascal.''
''Bholi was enticed byJagge.''
''And Meena was enticed by Mintu.''
''Channi, Bitu, Deep and Teja..''
''Bunty was arascal.''
''Billi wouldfight with Billalittle bit with love.''
''Between all that.. Between all that.''
''The tea ofthecollegecanteen, would be intoxicating likeliquor.''
''l still remember.''
''Myrascal friends.''
''All my friends wererascals.''
''But purediamonds at heart.''
''l still remember.''
''Myrascal friends.''
''All my friends wererascals.''
''But purediamonds at heart.''
''We did not cometo know about Bhola.''
''Whether hewould study.''
''Between all that.. Between all that.''
''The tea ofthecollegecanteen, would be intoxicating likeliquor.''
Mybrain has stopped working.
Send methis too.
ldiot, how will l send it to you?
''The tea ofthecollege canteen..''
See who has cometo meet you.
Has Neeru Bajwa come?
Your friend in distress.
Bhola!
''We will not break this friendship.''
''Wewill die..''
''..butwill not leave your side.'' - You go.
''l will give mylife for you.''
''Will takeup enmitywith everyone.''
Hi, boys. My name is Bhola.
And l am very soft. - Soft!
Where am l stuck?
My aunt's phonehas come.
lt's my auntand it's comeon his phone.
Ketan, l hope you havenot forgotten me.
You remember who l am, isn't it?
Hey! How would l know who you are?
But looks like you still don'tknow who you are.
''l don'thave to tell who l am.''
''l don't haveto tell.''
All aregone?
Wherehavethey gone?
Sir, drivethecycleproperly.
Why are you going into bumps?
''My friends arerascals.''
lt's great fun when we are bathing.
Friends. - What?
By the way, no one is to beseen.
Then lets do it in thewater.
Children, careful. Slowly, slowly.
Hey! - Careful. Slowly.
Children, don't comeinside.
There are hugeinsects here.
Brother,whatare you saying?
Since l was a child l a coming here. l have never seen an insect.
You are saying thereareinsects.
My hairhas reduced.
Son Lachi, see how your father becomes afish.
Son Lachi, don't come inside,there arereal big insects in thewater.
Big, big.- So big.
Listen, Lachi's father, should l also come inside?
Darling, don't dare touch thewater.
Why? - The water has becomedirty.
You rascal.. - Hi boys.
My nameis Bhola and l am very soft.
What are you doing here?
My onerupeecoin had fallen.- How?
Like this.
Run!
Stop!
l will leave. - Anything else l can do for you?
No! You haveserved me alot.
Bholais after us, run!
Leaveme. - Comeon. - Brother-in-law! Brother-in-law!
Leaveeverything. Let me go with brother-in-law.
Brother-in-law! Brother-in-law!
What is this soft thing?
Only your Bhola.
Brother-in-law!
Brother-in-law! - No!
Wearelocal andwedrink local too.
Pick up the visa ofheaven.
Hey, l hopethis is not of your company.
AJatt get carried away bytwo things. - What?
Oneis imported liquor.- Theother?
The other is local liquor.
Hey don't insult liquor.
Peopleunnecessarily get angry on drinkers.
Peopleget angry and liver also gets ruined.
Cheers! - Cheers!
Wait! Wait!
Now Jhaam saint will show you 'Talli asan' (Drunk pose).
Ready? - Ready.
Breathein.
Take your hand up.
Hey! Shameless guy! Theother hand.
Now takethebottle nearyourmouth.
What are you looking at? Haveit!
Do you havesomesnack?
No, l haveporridge.. theone sister-in-law gives you.
Do you want to eat it? - No!
Eatit! Eat it.
Think ofthewitch and the witch's phoneis here.
lt's your sister-in-law's phone.
Peoplejust get scared and pick up the phone.
l pick it up with love. - Really?
l will talk to her and comeback in two minutes.
Let me tell her.. shekeeps disturbing me 24hours..
..does not even let meenjoy.
Hello.
What were you doing?
Darling, l was taking medicines.
Why is your voiceso choked?
l think the tablets have goneinside.
Sunny. - What?
When l drink liquor in thenight..
..in the morning l feel likebreaking all thebottles.
Andthen in theevening theperson thinks..
..brother, good l did not break them.
You area rascal. Rascal.
l love you, buddy. - l love you too, brother.
But thereis no fun. No!
Thereis no fun.
Shall wehave fun? - Yes.
Look there.
ls thepolicehere? - You watch.
''My friends arerascals.''
These are the same. From the college.
Are you happy?. - Yes.
Okay tell me. Do you loveme?
Yes. A lot.
Then you will spoil your health by eating outside food.
Comeon, do ten sit-ups right now.
Sit ups?
l said, do thesit-ups.
People get scared and do.. l do with love.
One.
Two.
By the way..
..sincecollege..
..l would like you a lot.
l too..
..would like you alot. - Huh?
Really? - Really.
Then l would unnecessarily think about you and usemy..
You should have held myhand..
..we would havehad coffeeor something.
Let thecoffeebe..
..do something..
..naughty.
l am very naughty you know.
Four.
This looks likebrother-in-law.
Five.
What is brother-in-law doing here?
Seven.
Oneminute, buddy.
Eight.- Who is it?
Nine. - What is it?
''My friends arerascals.''
Yes.- Whereare you?
l am coming home.
We'll meet later. l am getting a call from home. Okay?
Today's dayis lousy.
First mother called thatsheis notwell.
Andwonder what happenedto my brother.
Looks like something has hurt him greatly.
Wheredid you find him?
When we came out ofthemeeting, he was lying down outsidetheoffice.
With his thumb in his mouth.
l am writing somemedicines forhim.
Give itto him in atimelymanner.
He has been forced.
l don't understand.. should l go to see mother..
..or should l look afterChandu.
Why are you worried? l am there.
And Sunnyis heretoo. You go to your house. - Okay.
Yes, l am with Ketan here.
Darling, l havecome.
lt's good that you told me. l can't see.
Looks likemy darling's mood is spoilt.
My mood is fine. But your intentions don't look goodto me.
What do you mean?
Tell methetruth,wherehad you gone?
For ameeting? - Really?
Whatsort of ameeting is this wheregirls are screaming?
l had heard thescream of a girl on thephone.
Scream? You know, nowadays girls see amouseand they get scared.
Therewas amousein themeeting room.
Seeingthat, the girl starting screaming.
You saidthemeeting is in afivestar hotel.
So wheredidthemouse come from in afivestar hotel?
Why can't it come there?
A mousedoes not haveto pay entry fees.
lfl cometo know that you are doing somethingwrong..
..l swearby the AK-47..
..alongwith the gun, your photo will also be hanging there. Got it?.
Oh God no! This time forgive me.
GiveChandu medicines timely and takecare of yourselftoo.
Any otherorder?
Yes, Sunny. - Whereare you?
Am just goingto leave my wifeattheairport.
Good. Listen, next to the airport, in the Hotel Marigold..
..l havebooked aroom in your name.- Okay.
Neelam is waiting for you there.
Neelam? - Which girl are you talking about?
Girl? l am talkingto Sunny.
Neelam.. - Neelam? Neelam?
Neelam.. we aretalking aboutthestone.
Actually your mom is not well..
..so l haveordered the'Neelam' stone forr her..
..so that she gets sick again quickly..
l mean to saythat shegets better quickly.
So sweet of you, baby.
You take so much care. - lsn't it?
l love you.
You unnecessarily doubt me.
Look there.
''Mymotherwill not find another son, you havemany friends.''
104.
Ms Neelam. Ms Neelam.
Hi, Ketan.
Oh my God! Oh!
You have becomeflatso soon.
What would you like to drink?
Cold or hot?
Firstgetmea bottleofwater.
l haveto take atablet for blood pressure.
How does it feel?
Tell me, how does it feel?
Oneminutewill you stand on theside, please?
l feel as ifmyleg has gonenumb.
Don'ttalk about sleeping so soon, please.
And this shirt does not suit you at all.
l will wearanother oneand come.
Actually no shirt suits you.
No problem. l havea T-shirt too. l will wearthat.
Hello. Kamini? You reached so soon?
No, no. Dueto someproblem theflight has been delayed.
So temporarily the airport authorities havebooked ahotel.
Hotel? Which hotel?
l don'trememberthename..
..but its nearthehotel. - Oh gosh! Nearthe hotel?
Where are you?
l..l am atan office meeting.
What are you doing here?
l..l.. surprise! Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
l had already got a call from theairport that you arecoming here.
l had come to surprise you.
What were you doing in that room?
Theylook likebrother and sister, l cameherebymistake.
Let's go inside. Pick up thebag, come on.
Come on, darling. Comeinside. Come.
''Weare both locked in aroom and the keyis lost.''
''ln the maze of your eyes, Ketan is lost.''
Darling, you freshen up, l will order coffee and come. Okay?
Comeon.. - You have come, love?
Herel am messed up and you areconcerned about love. Come on.
Leave from here.- What happened?
There has been araid. - Police?
l have a settingwith them.
My wifeis in this hotel too.
Really?. Whom has shecome with?
You will not understand. You come, you leave from here.
Butwhat will happen to thesestrawberries?
Thoseare not strawberries, they arecherries.
Take them home. Makea shake from them and drink it.
Come on. - One minute. - Strawberries..
Letmehave the milk first.
Give me some too.
lt's bad. Come on, comeon.
He could haveordered thecoffeeon the phone.
What has he gonedown for?
Hello. - Hello.
ln whose name is room 105 booked?
Mr. Ketan. - What?
Oh gosh!
Sunny..
Pick up the phone.
Hello.
Hello, Sunny. - What happened?
Your sister-in-law has seen mewith Neelam.
How did this happen?
As soon as l looked up Kamini was standing on top.
One minute. You were embracing Neelam?
Yes, yes.
Sister-in-law was standing in front ofyou?
Yes, yes.
So Neelam's back was towards sister-in-law?
Yes, yes.
That means sister-in-law did notsee Neelam's face?
Yes, yes. Yes, yes. Yes, yes.
Then you aresaved!
Listen to me. You handle thesituation, l am reaching there.
Don't tell sister-in-law who thegirl was. Okay?.
Yes, okay. Come.
Who was she?
Who? - As if you don't know whom l am talking about?
Aboutwhom?
How is she related to you? - Who?
Your mother.
Darling, mymother is your mother-in-law.
l am asking about that girl. - Which girl?
The one whom you were embracing.
lfl was to embrace anyonehow would you feel?
Tell me. Tell me now.
Darling.. darling..
Onlyhecan tell this with whom you embrace.
Oh God,why didn't l die beforeseeing this?
Whatis it?
Darling, one does not ask for death..
..oneasks for children. Weneed children.
Even thechildren will belike you.
Darling! Darling!
Darling,take me with you.
Why didn't l diebefore seeing this?
Darling, may your enemies die!
You aremybiggest enemy.
Okay, death is cancelled. May yourclose ones die.
Oneminute. One minute.
What happened?
You should atleast hold my hand carefully.
Darling, l will not hold anything afterthis.
Sorry, sorry.- Get lost.
Sunny! Sunny! Sunny!
Tell her. Tell her.
Sister-in-law, what is thematter? You look so angry.
Ask him, with whom has hebooked aroom?
Tell her. Tell herwhat l was doing.
Don't you feel ashamed doing such things?
Sunny?. - Keep quiet! l feel ashamedto call you my friendtoday!
You.. - Yes, why did you betray my sister?
Ask him whyhebookedtheroom.
Why did you book theroom, Ketan?
Hold on. Hold on.
Sister-in-law, was that room no.105?
Yes, it was 105.
Look at this. l had booked that room for my delegates in Ketan's name.
But who was that girl whom he was hugging?
Girl? Comehere, sister-in-law.
Was it that girl?
Yes, she's theone.
Sister-in-law, sheis unfortunateanyway.
Her brotherdied last week. She's gone crazy since then.
Shethinks that every boy is her brother and hugs him.
She hugged me too.
Really?. - Yes, yes. Let's go.
Listen.
You always accuseme.
You malignedthepious relationship between abrother and sister.
l feel disgusted.
You always doubt me. What the..- Never mind.
Sister-in-law madeamistake. Forgive her.
How manytimes should l forgiveher? How manytimes?
l'm so silly. l doubted you.
Doubt, doubt, what the.. - Sister-in-law.
Doubt, you idiot!
l'm sorry.
Whatare you doing? - Bungeejumping.
Bungee jumping! Do it. Do it.
What are you doing? Get down! - He's bungee-jumping.
Keep quiet. Get down! - No, l will get down only after doing something.
lf you really want to do something, then clean the fan.
There's a lot of dust on it.
ldiots! Firstly, sheleft me. Moreover, rascal friends like you.
l will hang myselfnow.
You want to hang yourself?. You told methat you werebungee-jumping?
Keep quiet. You get down.
Watch out! Don't break my leg!
Bytheway,what happened?
What else? Taking my friends' advice, l spokeill beforemywife.
Sheleft me.
That's great! Let's drink and celebrate! - Keep quiet!
The reason was alcohol.
Will you tell me clearlywhathappened?
l was drinkingwith two friends and mywifecalled.
She said, either leavealcohol orleaveme.
l listened to my friends and said, l leave you.- Oh, no.
She's gonesincethen. Shehasn't returned yet.
l'vebeen drinking in her memory.
You still haven't changed. Did you call sister-in-law even once?
Look, don't destroy your familylisteningto your friends.
Where's your phone?
Take this. Call sister-in-law right now.
Darling, l can't live without you. - Go and talk.
Darling, l can't live without you.
You'reright.
Weshould follow this too.
You shouldn't destroy your family listening to people.- You'reright.
Look, let bygones bebygones. Wewon't do anything wrong henceforth. - No.
We won't letSunny do it either.
Shall we go to Sunny?. - Let's go.
He would havegotten medivorced. - Let's clear everythingwith him today.
Yes, let's talk to him today.
Come, my tigers. What's thematter?
You're happyturningtigers into dogs.
We won't do anythingwrong taking youradvicehenceforth.
What wrong did you do?
A person doesn'tstop driving ifhe meets with an accident once.
Sunny, oneaccidentis enough for aperson to understand.
Ketan, you should thank me. l saved you from abigtrouble.
But you werethe onewho got meinto it.
Forget it, Ketan. What are you talking about?
Think about Neelam. Enjoy.
l don'twant to think about anyone.
And you think about sister-in-law Simran too.
You havesuch abeautiful wifeand you still do all this.
Think about it. What ifsister-in-law does all this behind your back?
Mind your language, Ketan.
You'retheonewho should mind yourself.
Wewon't do anything wrong and will bring you on the right path too.
This is our challenge.
lfthis is a challenge, then do what you can.
Friends,tell mesomething.
What's thesimilaritybetween thesole ofa shoeand Ketan sir?
What?.
The soleis under theshoe and Ketan sir is under his wife.
Okay. Now tell me. Why does Ranjyot sir make his wife heatwater everyday?
Why?
Becausehecan't wash thedishes in cold water.
Sit straight. Ketan and Ranjyot sir arehere.
Attention.Attention. Theentertainmentis about to begin.
Listen to me. - Keep quiet.
lnvestas much money as you want.
What's wrong today?
Pooja!
Mr. Chandu, are you all right?
Yes. l'm absolutelyfinenow.
Pooja, tell me something. - Yes?
What's the difference between a mother and a wife?
What's thedifference, Mr. Chandu? - lt's very simple.
A mother teaches the child to talk, whilea wifeteaches him to shutup.
You'retoo much.
l reallylike it when you say this.
Mr. Chandu.- Yes?
Tell mesomething.- Yes?
What's the similarity between a father and a wife? - lt's very simple.
Beforemarriage, the father beats us and after marriage, the wife.
Do it. - Do it.
Call. Call.
Should l call?
Pooja, where is Sunny?
He's gone for lunch.
Sunnyhas gone for lunch.
All right. Send Chandu to my cabin.- Okay.
Come, myhero. - Hero?
l?
Come, mylittle brother. Will you have popcorn?
Oh, God! Oh, God! Maymybrother-in-law bedoomed!
Go and expose him.
Why?. Whathappened?
Listen to me. lfl'm his brother, then how is my cousin sister, his wife...
..related to him? - His sister.
lsn't that hurtful?
Don't worry. Listen to me. - Yes.
We have a verynicejob for you.
What is itthat you'redoing from behind? Come in front and tell me.
Why do you worry?.
All you have to do is get us all theinformation about Sunny.
That's it. Simple.
Where hegoes, what he does andwho he meets.
You mean spy on him? - Yes.
l'veunderstood.- What?
Both of you need treatment.
Since the accident happened, l'm petrifiedto even watch a spy show.
Spying.
Your brother-in-law is really concerned about you. - Why?
Ask your brother-in-law.- Why?.
l'm thinking of getting you married.
Pooja..
Find a girl like agirl. - Brother-in-law.
Whylike Pooja? Poojais finetoo.
ldiot. Think about it.
Cool breezeis gusting.- Yes, brother-in-law. l'm feeling cold.
Concentrate. Think. Cool breeze.
Brother-in-law,why does the breeze stink? - ldiot! lt's stinking.
Go that way. Go.
Look. Pooja is at thebackseat.
She slowlybrings her hand full ofbangles in front.
Brother-in-law, make her put her hands on my shoulders. - Why?.
l haveaboil here. - ldiot!
Let's go again. Comeon.
Poojais atthebackseat.
Pooja slowly brings her hand on your shoulders.
And you keep braking likeapervert.
Pooja will keep hugging you from behind. Brake.
Pleaserideslowly.
All this could come true.
Justkeep an eyeon Sunny.
Remember onething. Your sistershouldn't find out.
Don'tworry, brother-in-law. Afterall, l haveto get married too.
Look, myname is PK Dalerand you know thatl don't sparecriminals.
But it's strange that wehaven't caught anyone since morning, Minder.
Sir, forget about that.
Forthelast 6-7 months, my brother is unableto entice agirl.
Now do you want meto wear a dress and datehim?
Sir, don'tget angry.
l meant thatif you'rehungry, take out 10 rupeenotes.
Look at this.
Thepolicecan only abusepeople and you want meto takeout money?
Sir, l mean to say that pool in Rs.10.
Look at this. l haven't even pooled into a committeetill today.
l've only accused people falsely ofdrugs and alcohol supply.
Sir, getready. A preyis here.
''Girl, your color is brown.''
''You manageto entice all the boys.''
Stop this singer. - Stop. Stop. Stop.
Stop. Get down. Tell us where you've come from.
Where else? From myhouse, brother.
lf you'vecome from home, you think we'vecome from an orphanage?
Don'twehavea house?
You aredark and you're singing songs on the color brown.
Don't arguewith me. Justtell mewho you are.
''You didn'trecognizeme.''
''Don't you readthe newspaper?''
No, l don't get newspaper. Onlythealphabets arrive.
Brother, it's arickshaw.
Brother. - Yes?
Tell mewhy you stopped me.
You? - Yes.
Wethought that Mithun Chakraborthy was coming.
So,wewanted apicturewith him.
l'll slap you.
Westopped you to give you aticket.
Ticket? - Yes.
Why, brother?
You're not wearing a helmet.
Brother, you'retalking about helmet? l haven't even worn that underneath.
Listen. - Yes?
What does that have to do with therickshaw?
The samething that the rickshaw has got to do with a helmet.
Go. Go. Go.- ''Girl..''
''Congratulations. Congratulations to you.''
Listen, Minder.- Yes.
Whatwas he talking about underneath?
Underneath, brother.. Underneath..
Hewasn'twearing shoes.
l checked. He wasn't wearing shoes.
''Congratulations. Congratulations to you.''
Minder, isn't hethat thief?.
Yes, sir. Shouldwe follow him?
Let's go. - Let's go.
He's dead! He's dead!
Minder.- Yes?
Thewomen arecrying behind.
lt looks like they aresinging songs.
Sir,theway they arecrying behind..
..it looks like they are abig fan of a singer.
That's why they arecrying in tune.
''He came in my dream last night.''
''Hedoesn't like being alone.''
Nevermind.
The way you'recrying, it looks like you don't havea long lifeeither.
Go to heaven and spend timewith him overthere.
Then he'll likeit too.
Pooja.
Minder.- Yes?
Get her somemedicine.- Why?
Theway she's crying, it seems shehas kneepain.
Sir, get down! - Get down!
Come! Come!
That's Sunny.
My job is done. Let me call brother-in-law.
Hello. - Hello, brother-in-law. - Yes?
l'm at thedisco. - Whatshould l do?
Brother-in-law, Sunny is here. - Where?
He has girls in her arms.
Have you lost your mind? What are you talking about?
Talking? Thegirls areunableto talk.
No, no. Tell mewhat to do.
Whatwill you do? l'll do therest. Just keep an eye on Sunny. Okay?.
Okay, brother-in-law. l'll keep a watch.
How are you? - l'm fine.
Come, let me get you something.
No. l havea fast today.- Come on.
l'm going formy prayers. - Comeon.- l have to go.
Come, sister-in-law.
No, you're lying. Sunnyis like God for me.
We've brought you hereto show you what your God is up..
..to behind your back.
But there's no oneelse in his lifebesides me.
Excert for 20-25 girls, sister-in-law.
Sunnyis only mine.
Sister-in-law, every girl says that. Seeit yourself.
What's this?
Sister-in-law..
How did hechange?
You should feel ashamed.
Heconsiders you morethan abrother.
Buthe doesn't know that his friends are rascals.
Yes. No. Atleast listen to us.
There's nothing else left to hear now.
l'll clear your doubt rightawayby calling Sunny.
Yes, call him.
Hello.- Yes, darling.
l just called to ask whatto cook for dinner.
Cook whatever you like. Everythingthat you cook tastes good.
All right. Okay.
Ranjyot, go and drop sister-in-law home.
Sister-in-law, l'll drop you home. Come.
Excuse me.
What's thematter? - What is it?
Hegets me humiliated everywhere.
Brother-in-law.- Chandu.
He's made your Chandu miserable.
This is like getting rid ofsomeone oncethework is done.
Without any gains.
Hello. - How are you?
l'm fine.
How long is it goingto take? When am l going to bean aunt?
Just onemore month.
You'reso luckyto have got ahusband likeSunny.
Touchwood. Heloves mealot.
l'm goingto be an aunt becauseheloves you.
Okay,tell me. Whereis Sunny?.
He has goneto shop because hehas to go to Singapore tomorrow.
Okay, never mind. You takecare.
l'll comeand meet you someday. Okay? - Okay. Bye.
l wonderwho has cast an evil eyeupon my brother.
Not evil eye, sister. Evil kicks. - What?
Hemeans to sayhewants to have chicken legs. Right?
So that hegets well soon.
He has never even eaten an egg.
l never got kicked before either, sister.
Yes?
Ketan, Ranjeeta spoke to Simran.
Simran told her thatSunny is goingto Singaporeon abusiness tour.
But l found out from officethat he's not going to Singapore..
..but to Bangkok.
Thattoo to have fun.- l see.
l've convinced yoursister-in-law. You also convincesister-in-law Kamini.
Why do weneed to takethem along?
Will they let us go alone?
That's true. All right. l'll think of something.
l'll see you.
Darling. - Yes?
Do you remember? l had promised you that l wouldtake you to Thailand.
Yes.
Then pack your bags. We're going. - Really?
Sorry. Sorry. Shall wetake Chandu along? - Chandu?
lt's necessary for meto go. l need amassagethemost.
Yes, Chandu will go with us. Chandu is my brother-in-law.
But l was wonderingwho will look aftertheoffice in my absence.
Actually, Pooja will be left alone. - Pooja!
You'reright.
l was thinking that it's your ageto go on outings.
You two go out. l'll stay in theofficeand handlethework.
Pooja.
You'reright.- Pooja. Pooja.
''My friends arerascals. My friends arerascals.''
''My friends arerascals.''
''Whereare you now?''
''This is thetime of our lives and l won't let you down.''
''So be with meagain, all thetime.''
''Whereare you now?''
''l want to make you so happy and make you..''
Thewater in thepool is mesmerized seeing your youth.
Verynice.
You'reagoodtalker.
Madam, l'm good at alot morethings otherthan talking.
For now, let's go and have lunch. We'll talk abouttherestlater.
Okay.
l must say, the girls herearereally poor. - How?
Theymassagethemselves.
They should justpay someone Rs.10 and get it down properly.
Who'll massage for Rs.10?
Atleast let them offer me. l'll do it for free.
Sit quietly. That man will be hereanyminute.
How will weknow who heis?
How will we know?
We've set apassword.
lfwesay 'my friends are..', he'll say'rascals'. Comeon.
My friends are.. - Rascals.
ls thegirl ready?
Yes.- ls she beautiful?
Have you brought the money? - Yes.
l'll see you in the evening.- Okay.
''My friends arerascals.''
Now he'll come to his senses.
But l didn't understand something.
Who brought him at this stage?
l wonderwherehe is. Lethim come. l'll teach him a lesson.
My darling, theweather is so romantic today.
Your handsomehusband is here too.
What do you feel likedoing?
What do l feel like doing?
Shall wejog at this hour?
Hi.
The open skies and thesea waves.
Kamini darling, how do you feel?
l feel.. l feel..
As ifl'vecaughta cold.
l read todaymorningthat this day is not good forthe health.
''l don't wantto livewithout you.''
''l don'twant to live, beloved.''
''l don'twant to spend even amoment without you, beloved.''
''l don't wantto livewithout you.''
''l don'twant to live, beloved.''
''The weather seems naughty.''
''How do l takemy eyes off your beautiful face?''
''Theatmosphereis fragrant.''
''The universeseems likeheaven.''
''l don't wantto livewithout you.''
''l don'twant to live, beloved.''
''Your nameis on my lips.''
''You'remy dawn. You'remy dusk.''
''You'rein my soul.''
''l breathebecauseof you.''
''l don't wantto livewithout you.''
''l don'twant to live, beloved.''
No worries. There's nothingto be scared of.
Sister and brother-in-law are goingto be back. What do l do?
Yes. Pooja. Pooja, where are you?
Come. Come. Come. You'vecome. You'vecome. You'vecome.
Mr. Chandu.- Yes?
l've donemywork sexfully.
lt's not'sexfully'. lt's 'successfully'.
Okay. Okay.- Have you ever watched an English movie?
Yes. l'vewatched many.
Modern family. Which ones?
'Anaconda'. 'Dracula'.- 'Dracula'!
'Evil Dead'.- 'Evil Dead'!
'Godzilla'.- 'Godzilla'!
l'm unableto getmarried and you'resaying such things.
Go and getwater.
'Godzilla'. 'Evil Dead'. 'Anaconda'.
Oh, God! What do l do?
''You'vedriven me crazy.''
l'm lucky.
Pooja, let the water be. This thirstwon't bequenchedwith water.
Come. Come.
Come.
Here's water.- Letthewaterbe.
You work so much. You get tired. You getstressed.
Do you know how to get rid ofthestress?
How? - Bywatching TV.
Watch this.
''Brother, fulfill therelationship with your sister.'' - Quiet.
''Thesister has tied love on her brother's wrist..''
ls it 'Bhai Duj' today?
''My sister, your brotherwill always..''
Mr. Chandu.- Yes?
You turnedthe TV off. Don't you know any song on sisters? - l do.
Which one? - ''Wait, you scoundrel. Wait, you scoundrel.''
''The girl is fed up of you.''
Mr. Chandu, let's watch TV.
What's thematter? Hasn't your father paid the cable bill?
Go home andwatch. Shewants to watch TV.
Get out. Shewants to watch TV.
Myluck is bad.
You're back. What's theuseofwatching you now?
Come, brother. Welcome.- Hello.
Hello, sister-in-law. How are you? - l'm great.
Sister-in-law, we'vebroughtsomethingto show you.
You havea seat. l'll call Sunny.. - No, sister-in-law. This is for you.
l'll playit.
Muscles
''My friends arerascals.''
What's this?
Simran, won't you get something to drink forthem?
Yes, l'll get juice.
No matter how hard you try, you can never beat me.
You'veplayed your game. Now it's my turn.
You're still standing here? Brother, your video was really good.
We'll leave, sister-in-law. - Atleast havejuice.
lt's timeto drink something else now.
Never mind. We'll drink it.
Ranjyot, this Sunnyis a rascal. - Rascal. l'm telling you.
Right.
But anyhow,why do we care? Becausewe're drunkards.
Ranjyot, tell me something. Why does the world drink?
To have fun and drive their sorrows away.
Go away. Sorrows.
Theworld drinks to get intoxicated. Stupid.
That Sunnyis stupid.
Do one thing. Givemeanother drink and l'll drop you home.
Tell mesomething else. When does theworld start drinking? - Okay.
Look, in cities, they start at 7pm and in villages, at 4pm.
No. No.- Then?
When aperson finds alover.
Peoplearecrazy.
l think you should make your lover drink..
..from the very first day alongwith you.
She will never leave you.
All your life, she'll say, darling, l'vebrought snacks.
Let's sit and have a few drinks. Right?
Do one thing. Givemeanother drink and l'll drop you home.
l don't understand something. - What?
Why don'tpeopledo this?
Tell mesomething.- Yes?
What's the similarity between alcohol andwife?
Alcohol andwife..
Alcohol and wifemake you lose your senses!
Am l right? - Yes.
You'll make me cry. Look at him.
He's a rascal. - He's a rascal. l don't like him.
Me neither.
Givemeanotherdrink and l'll drop you home.
Okay. We'vehad enough. - Yes.
l don't understand something. - What?
Why do we get intoxicated? - l know.
lt's all God's grace. Hail the Lord.
And look at him. What's his name? Sunny. - He's a rascal.
Do one thing. Givemea drink on therocks and l'll drop you home.
Do you know? Drinking on the rocks has a hugebenefit.- What?
You forget everything.
You'resuch a good friend. Look at that friend.
Brother, letmetell you something.
Don't letmedrink anymore. l'm really high. Please drop me home, Ranjyot.
You want meto drop you home?
l'm high too.
Give me the car keys. l'll drive. - No!
You're mybrother. l'll not let you drink and drive.
l'm your elder brother. Givemethekey. - Okay.
Thekey. - Oh, no. - The key.
My elder brother, shall l tell you something?
l left thekeyinside.
You rascal. How will wego home? - l don't know.
Let's take alift.- Lift!
Giveus alift! - Lift!
Giveus alift! - Lift! Lift!
Lift!
Stop! Stop! Stop! - Stop!
Let's go!
Kamini.
Kamini, l love you.
Kamini, you'rewonderful.
Ranjeeta, gettea for me. - Go away.
You have beard?
Kamini, you haveamoustache?
You?
What did you do to me?
What would l do to you?
Did you do somethingto me? - No.
l'm wearing no clothes.
l'm saved. l havetwo clothes.
Giveme the bed sheet. Givemethebed sheet.- Give me..
My head.
l drank too much last night.
Myhead. Oh, God!
Darling, are you angrythat l didn't comehomelast night?
l didn't comehomebecause.. - Don'tsay anything.
l know everything.- Ranjyot!
What are you doing here? Darling..
Don't you feel ashamed? - l do.
l may not feel anything else, butl do feel ashamed.
l didn't sleep all night.
What were you doing?
Forgetabout me. Whatwere you doing?
What can l do?
That's right. You can't do anything anyway.
Don't say that. He's capable of doing alot ofthings.- What do you mean?
l mean a person can do alot ofthings ifhe wants to.
People have goneto the moon.
Dirtymind. Theyhaven't gone. They reached.
And when l'm saying that l can't do anything,who are you to say anything?
Keep quiet. Don't say anything to thegirl.
Tell me where you were at night.
l.. - Atthe hotel.
What do you mean? How do you know?
Masters arebound to stay at hotels.
Theywon'tlike itat alodge. Right? - Yes. Okay.
You must betired. Get somerest.
Whywould shebetired?
Shedid all thehousehold chores. Won't she be tired?
Why did shedo all thehousehold chores?
She's the new maid. Who elsewill do itbesides her?
Thank God that you've found amaid.
You won'thave to do thehousehold chores anymore.
Don't change the topic. Tell mewhere you werelast night.
Or should l get the gun?
Get the gun and shoot me. You just argue all the time.
You get thegun. ln themeanwhile, l'll take a shower.
l don't want to diewhilel'm dirty.
What's wrong with him? Looks likehe's notin agood mood.
Brother-in-law. Stop right here. Don't takea step forward.
Why? Are theremines here?
lt's sister who's going to wagea wartoday.
Wherewere you last night?
l wantto know where you were lastnight. Tell me.
l.. had something important to do.
What work was so important that you had to do it atnight?
Were you stealing?
Shut yourmouth. - l won't. Tell mewhere you werelast night.
Were you playing the drums at night prayers?
Don't irritate me earlyin the morning.
My job is done..
Go.- l'll go to office. Hi, sister. Hello.
He's irritating.
What are you doing here, witch? - Witch?
Kamini,what is shedoing here?
How do you know her?
l? No. l want to know who sheis andwhat she's doing here.
What happened?
Shetold me everything.
She told you? Kamini, don't cry.
Why shouldn't l cry? Something so sad has happened with thepoorgirl.
Not her. lt's sadwhat happened with me.
Mayhe be doomed! Mayhefind no place to die!
Mayhediea ruthless death!
What are you doing?
l can't findtheaccount for Rs.10. l'm looking forthat.
Bytheway,what happened?
Hecalledthepoor, simple and innocent girl..
..to thecity from her village..
..and then had bad intentions about her.
That's not true. - lt's true, sir.
That boy was from my village.
He was from your village? Then it's fine.
What's fine? Listen, she'll stay with us now.
What does sheask forr? Just aflatbread to satisfyher hunger.
Her hunger can'tbe satisfiedwith flatbreads.
What? - l mean whosehunger can besatisfied with one flatbread.
She'll have at least fourflatbreads..
..along with pickle and sugarcane. Right?
Eat to your heart's content.
Don't worry. Go. Okay?.
Tell me something. Where were you lastnight?
Why? Didn't yourspies tell you where your husband was?
Go and ask them what your husband was doing last night.
Don'tirritateme. l havea headache.
What's wrong with him?
''Go away, madam.''
''Go, madam.''
''Go to your mother's house at least sometimes, madam.''
''l'll heavea sigh ofrelief, madam.''
''You doubt meall thetime.''
''You keep fighting with mebecauseof your doubts.''
''You'resuspecting me all thetime likeapolicewoman.''
''Have mercy on meat least sometimes, madam.''
''Go to your mother's house at least sometimes, madam.''
''Go, madam.''
''Go to your mother's house at least sometimes, madam.''
''l'll heavea sigh ofrelief, madam.''
''l'll never go to mymother's house, beloved.''
''l'll never let you enjoy, beloved.''
''l'll never go to mymother's house, beloved.''
''l'll never let you enjoy, beloved.''
''You never understand.''
''How should l educate an educated person?''
''You might do something behind myback.''
''You'll be free to do anything, beloved.''
''l'll never go to mymother's house, beloved.''
''l'll never let you enjoy, beloved.''
''l'm always tortured.''
''l've been feeding milk to a snake.''
''l need to earn so much to fulfill your desires.''
''You're still nothappy, madam.''
''Go to your mother's house at least sometimes, madam.''
''Go, madam.''
''Go to your mother's house at least sometimes, madam.''
''l'll heavea sigh ofrelief, madam.''
''l'veserved you too. l've worked hard.''
''l'vewoken up atmidnight to make fresh flatbreads for you.''
''l've dedicated my life to you.''
''l'll never go to mymother's house, beloved.''
''l'll never let you enjoy, beloved.''
''l want to go on leave too.''
''l want to laugh and sing.''
''l want to eat and drink with my friends lateat night.''
''Lettheatmosphere change for a while, madam.''
''Go, madam.''
''Go to your mother's house at least sometimes, madam.''
''Go, madam.''
''l'll heavea sigh ofrelief, madam.''
''Go to your mother's house at least sometimes, madam.''
''Listen to yourwife.''
''You'll haveto stay with meall your life now.''
''Since you'vemarried, you'll haveto fulfill it.''
''Don't haveany doubts in your mind, beloved.''
''l'll never go to mymother's house, beloved.''
''Go, madam.''
''l'll never let you enjoy, beloved.''
''Go, madam.''
Darling, l'm goingto office.
Sunny, l feel reallyuneasy. Pleasedon't go anywhere.
lt's importantto go, Simran.
But Sunny.. - lf you need anything, just givemea call and l'll behere.
Take care.
Should wegethim kidnapped from home?
Thekidnapper's number got deleted.
He's here.
lt's so hot and you're giving me these cold looks.
You might fall sick.
Yes, you're really concerned aboutus.
What can l do? l'm your friend, after all.
lf someonehas a friend like you.. - Then hedoesn't need an enemy.
This is what you were goingto say, right?.
You werea rascal already..
But you didn'tknow that l would go to such an extent.
He won't get aplaceeven in hell.
l don't want to go to heaven and attend prayer meetings anyway.
Wedidn't know that wewere.. - Feeding milk to a snake.
This is what you were goingto say, right?.
No. No, this is not what l was goingto say. Whywould l saythat?
What was l saying? - Juice. Juice.
Yes, l'll feed you juice. Do what you can.
All right. You can feed juiceto the snake.
l'm goingto my beauties.
Hey! First get rid ofthosebeauties that you've sentto our homes.
Or elseit won't begood.
l will get rid ofthem. But do you remember your challenge?
Just wait and watch whathappens ahead.
Just wait and watch.
Hello. Brother Ketan,whereare you?
Please comehomesoon.
Sunny.
Hello.
Hello, Ketan. - Yes, Kamini.
Hello.
What happened, Ranjeeta?
Nothing is left to happen now, Ranjyot.
Cometo the hospital. We'll get you examined.
l'm leaving the house. - What?
l'm leaving the house.
That's whatl'm asking you. Whatare you leaving in thehouse?
l said l'm leavingthehouse.
l see. You'releaving the house.
Don't forget to give milk to Tommybefore you leave.
l'vestarted hating your face.
Never mind. l'll get aplastic surgery done and get anew face.
At least tell me what happened.
l'll never forgive you, Ketan.
Kamini, you'recrying?
Why are you crying?
Looks like Sunnyhas done something again.
l think we'll have to go home. - l'll see you later.
They'veturned thebrother-in-law into a luggagecarrier.
You..
Brother-in-law, you can'ttouch me. - Really?.
Take this.
l didn't expectthis of you.
Not boys, girls expect.
Listen to me.- Yes?
Whereare you going likea commando?
We'releaving, brother-in-law.
Now this housebelongs onlyto you, brother-in-law.
Long liverevolution! Long liverevolution!
What happened, Kamini? - Hereare yourmisdeeds!
l'm goingto my mother's house.
Kamini, wait. This is not me.
l mean, it's me. Butl don't know when this happened.
Kamini, stop! Are you really going?
Yes, yes! l'm going forr real!
Keep your right foot outfirst.
Darling,whereare you going? Whathappened?
l'll sendthedivorcepapers to you once l reach father's house.
Darling,why are you talking about divorce? What happened?
And if you want to divorceme, then why are you going all decked up?
Why do you care? l'll do what l want.
Darling, listen to me.
You don't likethe oats made by me, do you?
l lovethem, darling. l love them.
That's why thatwitch was feeding strawberries to you.
Listen to me. - Leaveme.
Go and seethephotos of your misdeeds.
Darling, l don't know anything about any photos.
l don'tunderstand what's happeningwith me.
l hate you. - Darling, l love you. Atleast talk to me.
Get lost!
Oh, God!
Doctor, mywife?
Sunny? - Yes.
Yourwifewas taking your namein an unconscious state.
You havea son.
Thank you. Mywife.. - But there is bad news.
Therearesomecomplications.
Yourwife's condition is quitecritical.
lf she doesn't regain consciousness in the next 24hours..
..then it's difficult.
Sir, please. Savemywife, doctor.
l will try my best. l will trymy best.
Have courage.
''Theday wemet, l smiled.''
''l don'tsee my beloved anymore. Now all l do is cry.''
''Theeyes cry for your love.''
''Theday wemet, l smiled.''
''l don'tsee my beloved anymore. Now all l do is cry.''
''Theeyes cry for your love.''
''Weonlymet first.''
''l didn't realize when l fell in love.''
''Weonlymet first.''
''l didn't realize when l fell in love.''
''l cryin pain now.''
''Theeyes cry for your love.''
''l'm hopingthatmy belovedwill beback.''
''l'm hopingthatl'll get to see my beloved again.''
''l'm hopingthatmy belovedwill beback.''
''l'm hopingthatl'll get to see my beloved again.''
''All l do now is waiting.''
''Theeyes cry for your love.''
''My fateis upset with metoo.''
''l wonder what game my destinyis playingwith me.''
''My fateis upset with metoo.''
''l wonder what game my destinyis playingwith me.''
''My fatehas given up now.''
''Theeyes cry for your love.''
''Theday wemet, l smiled.''
''l don'tsee my beloved anymore. Now all l do is cry.''
''Theeyes cry for your love.''
Thereheis.
Yourwife has regained consciousness. You can meet her.
Okay. Thank you.
What didthenurse say?. Sunny..
Lie down. No.
He's sleeping.
Helooks justlike you.
Yes. Now l praythat he turns out to bejust like you.
No, Simran.
l'm the first father in theworldwho wouldn'twant his son to be likehim.
Whatare you saying?
You loveme so much.
l couldn'tunderstand your love.
Keep quiet. What will ourson think?
That his brave father cries more than a woman.
l love you, Simran. Please forgiveme.
Brother Ketan and Ranjyot didn't come with you?
lfitwasn't forthem, l wouldn't havebeen with you today.
What do you mean?
After calling you, l called brother Ketan.
Todayl'm with you because ofthem.
Simran, l'll beright back.
'lfmy friends' lives are ruined becauseofme..'
'..then it's myresponsibility to set things right.'
''l drink in your memory.''
''l drink all day.'' - Ranjyot.
Darling, now l see you all around.
Pleasecomeback home. l don't likebeing along. - Ranjyot!
This is how my Ranjeeta calls me.
Ranjeeta. Sorry, darling. l'll do sit-ups everyday.
l'll eat your oats everyday. l'll never complain. Please forgiveme.
Keep quiet. Sunnyhas told meeverything.
Darling,what did he tell you now?
Thosepictures were a fake.
They werephoto-shopped. Your photo was putin place of Salman's.
That was me. How did heturn real into fake?
Listen. Forgive me.- Forgive you?
ltwasn't my fault either. The pictures were edited reallywell.
Darling,thatscoundrel has donea course in editing.
l missed you alot.- Me?
No. Thehouse.
Darling, you'redrinking?
No, darling. Actually, l couldn't drink the water neat.
So l added somewhiskeyin it.
Wait. l'll make something for you to eat.
Darling. What will you cook?
Oats?
l love you, darling.
Brother-in-law.
Looks like l'm too high. - Brother-in-law.
Chandu. - Brother-in-law.
Chandu, this is the first timethatl'm happyto see you.
Brother-in-law, do you know how much l missed you?
Brother-in-law. - l missed you a lot too.
But whereis Kamini?
Brother-in-law, you know, l missed you so much that l even cried once.
Okay, son. Whereis Kamini?
She's my sister, butshe's elder to me.- Yes.
l'm younger. Forget her. Do you know how much l missed you?
Brother-in-law.
You'redrinking on Friday.
Your planetary positions arenot good anyway.
Should l weara green shirt over apink pant ifyou say?
Kamini..
Kamini, l.. l am themost disgusting man in theworld. - Keep quiet.
May God giveeveryone ahusband likel have.
Think aboutit, sister. Why do you wantto ruin everyone's lives?
Keep quiet. - Chandu. - Brother-in-law.
Kamini, are you angrywith me?
Thosephotos.. - No, no. Sunnytold meeverything.
Thosepictures wereedited. Please forgiveme.
l'm very sorry.
'Sunnyhas such a sharp mind.'
Sir, you had asked forthefiles. - Files?
Brother-in-law, l'vedownloaded this file.
What do you mean?
Brother-in-law, l mean you've got your share.
Think aboutmetoo. l feel likehaving a wife too.
l see.
But Chandu, why do you wantto get married?
Brother-in-law, l'm fed up ofbeing abrother-in-law.
l want to havea wifetoo. Someone wearing bangles.
l see. Should wego aheadwith this?
But there's a condition. - Yes.
You'll come on a bear instead of amare.
Brother-in-law.
Let's go forr amovie, girls.
Since when did you startriding rickshaws?
Since l started making movies.
''My friends arerascals.''
Rascals,wehavegotten together after really long.
Something is going to happen forsure.
Let it be.
Afterwhat wedidthelast time, l don't even look at another girl.
You're right. Now l don't likeany other girl besides mywife.
What's theplan,then?
l'm scared ofthe word 'plan'.
Don't worry. l'm theone who's going to plan this time.
Thewaywethree change,the sage's testimony will be falsified.
Why?
Habits neverchange. Girls will always impress us.
Let's go.
''My friends arerascals.''
''Father says thatlove and alcohol arebad.''
''Friends saythat life is all about alcohol.''
''When l had myfirst drink..''
''..l learnt to fly without wings.''
''Let's playthis game.''
''My friends arerascals.''
''We would go to the canteen with great pride.''
''Wewould drink coffeeand cold-drinks and havepizzas and burgers.''
''Everyone would loiter around the same girl.''
''Shecheated. No onecould get her.''
''Sheleft ourhearts beating.''
''My friends arerascals.''
''Theywerewith me when l neededthem.''
''They fought for me.''
''We've metafterverylong.''
''Thethree flowers have bloomed again.''
''lt's been months and years.''
''My friends arerascals.''